A woman in Westfield, Indiana has created a website dedicated to the care of pets left stranded by the coming of Jesus. The tagline reads, “If The Rapture happened right now, what would happen to your pets?” Presumably, millions of Chihuahuas, Pugs, cats, hamsters, guinea pigs, and even elephants would be stranded in their empty homes and cages, bereft of food, water and companionship. But for the low, low price of $15/month, you will be assured that after you leave this mortal coil, your pet will be taken care of by a heathen Jew or other non-Christian like myself!
A question in the Q/A: “Isn’t the world going to be totally collapsed after The Rapture?” A: When all the Christians on the planet disappear, there will certainly be mass devastation. However, the majority of people will still be on earth, and communications will be their first priority to maintain. As far as the data about all registered pets, it is located on Google servers (the most secure servers in the world) as well as our own server in Lansing, Michigan (away from political and military hot spots to minimize chance of destruction if there is a post-Rapture war.)
Isn’t that refreshing! Just so this hilarity is properly credited, my friend Merrill Markoe sent this to me, and it was sent to her by Elayne Boosler. According to Merrill, this is real.
February 6th, 2010 at 11:01 am
Makes me glad my wife is Jewish and I’m agnostic. I thought Rapture was a ground-breaking rap song by Blondie.
February 8th, 2010 at 11:51 pm
Ms. Boosler said, of this organization and its goals, “The meek will inherit the earth but the Jews will inherit the dogs.”